June 2013
28 posts
When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
How do you know you’re in love?
- —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
- —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
- —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
- —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
- —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
- —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
- —LIL PETE: bah i just be feelin it dah u feel me i just be feelin it dah that warmth in my core dah u feel me?
- —BIG GREGG: man that shit be like......pssssssh....fire.
- —Chico Man: ey forreal
Teacher: "I'm calling your parents"
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Creeper: Hey, get in the van, I have candy.
Me: Wow, dude. Get a life.
Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon.
Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.
My ideal girl? She has a dark complexion… soft buns… with crisp veggies and melted cheese…
There she is
men. can’t live with them, can’t throw them into oncoming traffic. what’s a girl to do
May 2013
11 posts
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
hurricane muhammad
hurricane shaniqua
hurricane nguyen
because white people destroy everything.
Who has Skype?
sooo bored add me
Abbytemile
April 2013
2 posts
March 2013
22 posts
“You’re the same age you’ll have plenty in common”
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
- 95%: Girls
- 5%: Boys
