You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
- —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
- —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
- —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
- —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
- —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
- —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
- —LIL PETE: bah i just be feelin it dah u feel me i just be feelin it dah that warmth in my core dah u feel me?
- —BIG GREGG: man that shit be like......pssssssh....fire.
- —Chico Man: ey forreal
Elementary school: “NOOO, i’ll be good”
Middle school: “Pssh, whatever”
High school: “haha tell my mom I said Hi”
Me: Wow, dude. Get a life.
Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon.
Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.
My ideal girl? She has a dark complexion… soft buns… with crisp veggies and melted cheese…
There she is
men. can’t live with them, can’t throw them into oncoming traffic. what’s a girl to do
She wants the (ph)D
Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
You have earned my respect.
sooo bored add me
- 95%: Girls
- 5%: Boys